Spyhouse: the little coffeehouse that tried

First off, I love the crisp white bags with the Spyhouse logo printed on them.  I always feel all ooh la la when I carry one down the street.

But I digress.  Secondly, I do not have any negative feelings towards Spyhouse but they really don't make a good cup of coffee or espresso and that is simply my opinion and really; who the fuck am I?